There once was a host of the late night,
Who said Trump was causing a fright,
Trying to give himself a high honor,
But the nation’s response was a goner,
For his ego, it was a sad plight.
There once was a press secretary so bold,
Whose claims didn’t match what we’re told.
The White House’s track record was clear,
Inaccuracies were near,
Her statements were often oversold.
There once was a president, well-merited,
Inheriting a mess, it’s admitted,
He faced challenges rare,
But with grace and with care,
He left his mark, undebited.
There once was a White House in power
Critics made the communication sour
They reworked with a sneer
Making things crystal clear
Trump’s team faced a challenging hour
There once was a show host named Jon,
Who saw a strange sign right at dawn,
At the White House it sat,
And he laughed at that,
For humor was never quite gone.
There once was a rep from Oregon
Served one term before a new dawn
She was then appointed
To a role she enjoyed
In the Cabinet her skills shone on
There once was a president in white house,
Against gas prices he raised his brows,
Wright said it’d stay high,
The president’s reply,
Was a limerick that all will espouse.
There once was a girl who ran fast
Finished the race with a blast
Her parents cheered loud
Proud of her, they vowed
Their daughter was truly steadfast
There once was a tech man so sly,
Oversaw growth that reached to the sky,
But his ties with Trump,
Caused some to jump,
At Apple, some feared he’d be sly.
There once was a man named John Ternus,
Apple’s top job now did discern us.
25 years he had spent,
His skills widely went,
Designing displays with no fuss.