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There once was a man named Mitch Winehouse
Whose daughter’s friends caused quite a rouse
They auctioned off stuff
He said, “That’s enough!”
So he sued them and played the grouse

There once was a brand called HiPP,
Whose baby food caused quite a flip.
Poison was found in some jars,
Off shelves it was pulled, by far,
Now parents are in quite a tizzy.

There once was a bishop named Manuel
With views that were not very banal
He criticized Trump
And his policies thump
Now he leads Palm Beach Diocese swell

There once was a park in Winston-Salem,
Where a shooting left authorities in balm,
Some involved were young,
In the crime that was flung,
A wild incident causing alarm.

There once was a man named Trump’s ex
Who claimed the Iranians could flex
They could smell panic’s scent
From the White House, they meant
A statement that left many perplexed

There once was a singer named D4vd
Charged with a crime most depraved
A girl found dismembered
In his Tesla remembered
Justice for her must be saved

There once was a show on Broadway,
With actors who shone like the day.
Jonathan Bailey and Lin-Manuel,
Gave praise that was swell,
For the performances that were on display.

There once was a school of the law
Training students to use tech, no flaw
Mississippi College was the name
Teaching ethics was their main aim
Efficiently, they’d practice the law

There once was a data chief bold,
Who claimed the president’s poll
On the issue so grand,
Had hit rock bottom land,
Number one concern, truth be told.

There once was a pilot so bold
Whose plane crashed, or so we are told
To the hospital he went
In critical condition, bent
May he recover and his tales be retold