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The Interior Department’s decree,
Removed the flag, didn’t let it be.
They said federal guidance,
Required compliance,
And so the flag flew no more, you see.

There once was a man who would boast
AI-generated image he’d post
Claiming to heal with his hands
Saying “fake news understands”
But the truth was what he loved to roast

There once were two brothers named Krofft,
Whose shows were quite wild and offbeat stuff,
From “Land of the Lost” to “Pryor’s Place,”
Their creations put smiles on each face,
In the world of TV, they were hot stuff.

There once was a man named Thao,
ICE agents forced him out, oh no!
In just his underwear,
In the cold, it wasn’t fair,
A citizen left out in the snow.

There once was a chief of data
Who said the president is losing a lot of ground
With one group, he found
His attack on the pontiff, not so great
It won’t give him a boost, he did state

There once was a man named Swalwell,
Fighting allegations, he’d tell,
He vowed to fight on,
Till the truth would be drawn,
In a battle that surely rang bells.

There once was a man named Lopez
Who said, “The president we must respect”
He spoke out loud and clear
His words rang far and near
In hopes his message would intersect

There once was a pup named Sadie,
Whose owner went on a space odyssey.
For 10 days she mourned,
For Christina returned adorned,
With tales of the lunar flyby’s prodigy.

There once was a man named Trump’s Mooch,
Who found Trump’s excuse to be a hooch,
For a meme he did post,
Of himself, Christ-like most,
So Mooch called for Trump’s swift reproach.

There once was a strong temblor quake,
Causing damage that folks couldn’t fake,
With a magnitude quite high,
East of the capital it did fly,
Leaving residents wide-eyed and awake.