New Yorkers Are Flocking To The Park For These Birds And Their Viral Strut
There once were some birds with a goal,
To capture a walk on a stroll,
With cameras in hand,
They flocked to the land,
To film the walk, heart and soul.
There once were some birds with a goal,
To capture a walk on a stroll,
With cameras in hand,
They flocked to the land,
To film the walk, heart and soul.
There once was a coffee shop crew
Who asked for a decision review
They wanted to undo
What their boss had construed
Their voices united, strong and true.
The DOJ said “no” to the line,
Former AG won’t sit, so it’s fine.
Ignoring subpoena,
With a reason so unclear,
Leaving many with questions, not wine.
There once was a data chief so deft
Who analyzed shifts to the left
After two key elections
He made the connections
And shared his insights, quite bereft.
There once was a late night host
Whose jokes were enjoyed the most
He made Trump the punch line
But the audience, not fine
As the humor seemed to be lost
There once was a man named Konig
Who tried to push off his wife with a fling
When she wouldn’t succumb
He hit her with a rock, how dumb!
Now he faces the consequences, sting!
There once was a President named Trump
Who threatened CNN with a thump
For reporting on a statement
About U.S.-Iran’s containment
He and Carr caused quite a rump.
The American economy slowed
After growth of 4.4% showed
From July through September
It lost some of its splendour
But it’s not a cause for forebode.
There once was a woman named Williams
Whose actions led to legal fill-ins
She shared work details too much
And violated laws as such
Now accused, facing penalties grim
The coming year will bring more warmth,
As forecasts predict a brewing storm,
El Niño will gain might,
Bringing heat to new height,
Global temperatures to transform.