There once was a first lady named Grisham,
Who did things her own way, no matter what,
She didn’t listen to husband or adviser,
Her independence was her only advisor,
In the White House, she made quite a commotion.
There once was a co-host named Joe,
Who didn’t believe what he’d know,
The first lady’s claim,
Of Epstein’s no-name,
He just couldn’t let it go.
There once was a president bold,
Who shared a video quite cold.
A woman met doom,
Hit with a hammer in the room,
A choice that left many aghast and cold.
There once was a Scot named MacIntyre
Whose golf game was all afire
With a particularly bad shot
He gave the crowd quite a lot
Flashing his finger, not one to admire
There once was a shock in gas price,
Inflation began to rise in a trice,
Away from the 2% goal,
It took a heavy toll,
Leaving economists to devise.
There once was a fan from Japan,
Whose office visit went according to plan,
Deep Purple arrived,
And she was starstruck and surprised,
For her, it was a dreamland.
There once was a crew with a mission
To land safely in the ocean’s vision
In their Orion capsule
Named Integrity, so actual
Off San Diego, they’d fulfill their ambition.
There once was a woman named Greene
Who wanted to support the scene
But she said with a shout
You don’t have to be in a cult
To root for America, so clean
There once was a veep quite perplexed
By the press and their former text
He claimed “no disrespect”
But appeared quite unchecked
When they named the Holy See’s ex
There once was a lady named Jess,
Who spoke of some world political mess,
Israeli strikes on Lebanon,
And Iran sanctions soon to come,
Her predictions caused quite a stress.