There once was a sheriff named Chad,
Who seized ballots that made people mad,
He claimed to investigate,
Counting errors, he’d set them straight,
But some cried foul play, feeling sad.
There once was a man in Abaco,
Whose identity they did not know.
He was arrested, it’s said,
And now he’s being led
For questioning, a mystery to solve.
A U.S. judge with great clarity,
Said the officer’s act was a rarity,
To cancel this visa,
Of Petrova, you need a,
Proper authority, that’s the disparity.
There once was a host named Abby,
Who asked a question so savvy,
About the halted war,
Her panelists did snore,
As the news night went on so drabby.
There once was a person so unsure,
Should they go or just stay secure?
They pondered and pondered,
Till their mind was absconded,
In the end, they just couldn’t endure.
There once was a president Trump,
Who threatened Iran with a thump,
“If you don’t open the Strait,
A whole civilization’s fate,
Will be sealed in the darkness and slump.”
There once was an architect from the Isle
Suspected of crimes quite vile
In Long Island town
The bodies were found
A killer whose actions defile
There once was a late night host
Who reminded the president with a boast
About war crimes he defined
The message was unkind
But the truth needed to be engrossed
There once was a SEAL named O’Neill,
Who went to Truth Social with zeal,
To see if posts were real,
He sought the whole spiel,
But found no truth to feel.
There once was a rule about chargers,
To prevent plane fires, no dangers.
No lithium allowed,
On flights, it’s disallowed,
To keep skies safe, no more angers.