There once was a man named Kirk Moore
Shot in the leg, but not out the door
In Pauls Valley, so they say
High school principal, on that day
Stable condition, not needing much more
There once was a worker named Blanche
She loved her boss with every chance
“I love you, sir,” she said
Some thought her brain was dead
But for her, it was just a romance
A teenager in need of some stealth,
His lawyer plans to file wealth,
A civil rights suit,
He’ll give it a hoot,
To seek justice is the main wealth.
There once was a sergeant’s wife so fine
Detained at a base, not a crime
She was finally freed
From the detention deed
Now back with her husband, feeling just fine
There once was a man with a plan
To destroy records as fast as he can
But a lawsuit was filed
To keep them compiled
And now he must rethink his whole game plan.
There once was a man named Trump
Who sounded like a villainous rump
From a Marvel comic book
With an unhinged look
Conspiracy theories he’d plump
There once was a Trump ally so sly
Who asked, “How his ass can we apply
The 25th Amendment?”
His plan was so fervent
But the process was just a hard try.
There once was a veep who did pine
To get his boss on the line
But received a message so crass
It made him turn red in the face
So embarrassing, it was quite a find
There once was a president named Trump
Who warned Iran with a loud thump
To open the strait
Or face a dire fate
His threats left many feeling stumped
There once was a man named Tanner
Who accidentally struck a young planner
In a fit of panic, he strangled poor Strand
A tragic event in the Christmas land
Now he faces a fate much darker.