There once was a woman named Tasia,
Found hanging from a tree, what a major,
An arrest warrant’s out,
For a third person, no doubt,
Behind a vacant house, such a danger.
There once was a senator named Curtis
Who wanted to subpoena with purpose
Trump’s son for his dealing
With Kremlin ties revealing
Support for this move is now surplus
There once was a wide receiver so bold,
His attorney said he’d take the plea, I’m told.
For attempted murder, a deal to accept,
In Miami, his freedom he kept,
No prison time for this story of old.
There once was a party from New Hampshire,
Uncertified by the national campaign,
Their hopes were dashed,
As the decision was passed,
Their future seemed to be in vain.
There once was a host named MS NOW,
Who critiqued the President’s show.
Selective press bans were the plot,
Blunting impact sought, but not caught,
Political gain was low.
There once was a “Daily Show” host,
Who proposed a plan, we must boast,
To get the president,
To remove the impediment,
And allow America to flourish the most.
There once was a lawsuit that claimed
Defendants said it was all untamed
A conspiracy, they cried
Free speech mustn’t be denied
In court, the truth will be framed
There once was a teen idol so bright,
Who now faces legal plight,
In a cast of the latest,
His problems the greatest,
His future now dim in the light.
There once was a president who,
Attacked the judge, causing quite a to-do,
In a lawsuit filed by the media so keen,
Critics of his actions were not few,
But he continued on, as if in a dream.
There once was a man named Cheung,
Who was angry, ready to spring,
At Erin’s description,
Of the live White House edition,
For 24/7, it was a bad thing.