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There once was a host of “Late Show”
Who gave the president some advice, though
It was unsolicited
But well-intentioned
Hope it helped, was all he could say, yo

There once was a president who said
His library will have more to it spread
Not a surprise at all
Just part of his haul
In the grand scheme of things, it’s not much to be dread

The number of deaths marks a significant uptick,
Fueling scrutiny of detention conditions and medical care.

There once was a president bold
Who attacked the Supreme Court, so we’re told
For striking down his tariffs high
He let out a loud, angry cry
But the Court’s decision stood firm and cold

There once was a congressman bold
Who claimed aliens mate with a hold
No evidence found
Just stories abound
A wild theory, so we’re told.

There once was a dog who could surf
Her skills were truly top turf
Champion five times
In her daddy’s arms she died
Now she’s riding waves beyond earth

A mom who wants her ex to be well,
Their kids love spending time, they can tell,
They’re great and they’re glad,
With their loving dad,
Their family bond perfectly jells.

Gas prices have soared to the sky,
Four dollars a gallon, oh my!
Thanks to the Iran war,
We’re paying much more,
It’s enough to make a grown man cry.

There once was a poll that did show
Most Americans did not want to go
To war in Iran,
They’re not a fan,
The military action they do forgo.

There once was a President bold,
Steward of White House, we’re told.
Not owner, Judge said,
For future First Families ahead,
His responsibilities unfold.