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There once was a claim quite absurd
From the White House it was overheard
Critics hit the laugh
Emoji on behalf
Of the press secretary so blurred

There once was a senator, Rose,
Who did Israel’s bidding, it shows.
The journalist asked,
“Why the warlike task?”
As a Jew, it all certainly arose.

There once was an actor so clever
Whose project helped MGM endeavor
With Amazon’s swift hand
It made history grand
As the highest-grossing debut ever

There once was a project so grand,
Based on Colbert’s books, oh so grand.
A cherished series, it’s true,
In a limerick, I’ll tell to you,
With humor and wit, it will stand.

There once was a musician of note,
Whose songs were iconic, you’d gloat.
He’s Jon Voight’s brother,
With tunes like no other,
In his hands, melodies would float.

There once was a man seventy-one
Who tried to cheat in an election for fun
He used personal info
To make ballots flow
Now for his crime, he must run

There once was a company named Disney,
Blindsided by shocking news, quite dizzy.
Sources told Reuters that day,
Sent shockwaves through the fray,
But Disney still managed to stay busy.

There once was a trial so grand
Where social media took their stand
Facing challenges with might
In the courtroom’s bright light
Their fate in the judge’s fair hand.

There once was a student named Jake,
Who found himself in a class he’d forsake.
He thought, “I’m in a bind,
This class is not my kind,”
It felt like a big mistake.

There once were soccer fans who did vent,
To the European Commission they went,
A formal complaint they made,
For the sport they forbade,
Their frustration and anger were sent.