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There once was a manager so bold
From SoCal, the tale is told
To a lawyer, he said,
“We do this,” with no dread
Now the Justice Department is on patrol

There once was a man with grace,
Who took actions to show good faith,
He claimed with a smile,
His motives worthwhile,
In hopes of creating a better place.

There once was a man named Fried,
Called out the president’s ways, he tried.
Ambassador to Poland was he,
For his “improvising” plea,
In the Middle East, he didn’t hide.

There once was a host named Erickson
Who called out a conference head’s sin
And two speakers he named
For the views they proclaimed
At the conservative event they’d been in.

There once was a man named John Kennedy,
Whose hot take had critics quite bendy.
They brought up a book,
With a critical look,
But John just laughed and said, “Trendy!”

There once was a host named Jon,
On “The Daily Show” he did spawn,
He said, “This is confusing,
But jokes I’m amusing,”
With wit and humor he shone.

There once was a bot called TrumpBot 3000,
Who tweeted and ranted quite loud-y.
His words caused a stir,
As he tweeted “fake news” slur,
But his followers still loved him proudly.

There once was a host late at night,
Who challenged the president’s false light,
“Stop pulling numbers from your ass,”
He said with a sassy sass,
In a battle of words they did fight.

There once was a mayor from New York,
Who wanted to build homes with a fork,
On city-owned land,
He took a firm stand,
Affordable housing was his talk.

There once was a president’s acclaim,
Called embarrassing, deserving of shame.
Critics weren’t shy,
They let out a cry,
For the accolade, they all aim.