There once was a man named Gerard Baker
Who explained why Americans are in an “unprecedented position”
He spoke of the nation’s current condition
In a time that is truly uncertain
His words shed light on the situation
There once was a host of late night
Who used an old tweet to shed light
On the president’s hypocrisy
For all to see quite plainly
His words revealed the truth, just right.
There once was a man named Tim Dillon,
Who called out the president with a grin,
For gaslighting the masses,
With their sly, false passes,
In politics, he saw a great sin.
There once was a man named Mullin,
Who threatened his daughter’s boyfriend with sullen,
In the year of 2023,
He acted so meanly,
Now his actions are the talk of the town.
There once was a statue so grand,
Destroyed by a protesting band,
In the wake of George Floyd,
It was no longer enjoyed,
A sad fate for art so unplanned.
There once was a vaccine so bright,
Reduced infections, what a sight!
But fell short, oh dear,
Key stats did not cheer,
Still, progress shines in this fight.
There once was a man from LA,
Who had to pay up without delay,
To a former server named Donna,
The damages caused quite a drama,
For the comedian and actor that day.
Farmers are feeling the strain,
Paying more for each grain.
Growing food is a chore,
Costs are rising more and more,
Challenges they must sustain.
Across the country, gas costs a lot,
A dollar more than we thought.
It’s hard on the wallet,
But we’ll survive, don’t you doubt it,
Just hope it goes down, like we ought.
There once was a host from “The View”
Who criticized the president’s view
Said he showed a dark heart
In the wake of big-name depart
His past actions may come back to haunt him too