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Treasury Secretary made a decree,
For oil to flow more freely.
With a waiver in place,
140 million barrels will grace,
Global markets with oil endlessly.

Another climb for oil prices shook,
Stock markets, hopes collapsed with a look,
No cut to rates this year,
By the Fed, that’s clear,
Investors are feeling forsook.

There once was a host named Jon,
Who roasted Musk until dawn,
Insults were flung,
Banter was fun,
And Stewart’s invite was drawn!

There once was a ruling quite fair
For health care providers, a breath of fresh air
Gender-affirming care, now a right
Bringing relief both day and night
A victory for those in despair.

There once were some women distressed
By jealous ex-partners obsessed
Surviving in silence
Their lives in defiance
A reality star spokesperson confessed

There once was a host named Mika,
To process news, needed more time ta,
Her co-host was quick,
But Mika, not slick,
In the exchange, she fell behind a.

There once was a man with great power,
Investigations went on by the hour.
A subpoena was sent,
To the man, it was meant,
In Florida, things started to sour.

There once was a star, so bold,
In “Walker, Texas Ranger” he’d patrol,
Martial artist and tough guy,
Jokes about him would fly,
His action-packed fame never old.

There once was a man named Perry
Who said Iran should not be merry
They should pay for their act
No matter the fact
Whether it’s 20 or 200 billion, they better not tarry

There once was a station called CBS,
Which for nearly a century did impress,
But now it will close,
And everyone knows,
That its legacy will never regress.