There once was a lawyer named Cobb,
Who called the President a big slob.
He said, “Shameful and petty,
Despicable and yeti,”
In a way that was quite a bold job.
There once was a president named Trump,
Who on social media took a grump,
He said Mueller had died,
And he felt quite satisfied,
But the news was simply a clump.
There once was a host named Stephanie,
Who tried to reach Trump, you see.
After weeks of trying hard,
He finally picked up, but was marred,
By sniping at her angrily.
There once was a man from the States
Who faced some harsh and dire fates
His words were a mess
Critics were not impressed
At the UN, he faced debates
There once was a man named Robinson,
Who claimed he didn’t fully lie undone.
As the former lieutenant,
His statement, self-repentant,
Left many wondering what he had spun.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who posted on Truth Social a thump,
Mueller just died,
He was satisfied,
But his words left many feeling stumped.
There once was a man named Mueller,
Who waited for his knee to get cooler,
He joined the Marines with such zeal,
After Princeton, it was a big deal,
Now his story is known as a ruler.
There once was a storm of great might,
Costing a billion, try as they might,
It damaged the town,
And brought buildings down,
Gov. Green said it gave them a fright.
There once was a man named Musk so grand
Richest in the world, oh so in demand
But a lawyer did state
It’s not fate, it’s just fate
For shareholders, their claim will now stand
There once was a man named Justin,
Who drove drunk in the Hamptons for fun.
The police caught him tight,
Body cam caught the sight,
Now his wild night is all done.