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There once was a host named O’Brien,
Who had a big chance to save, he opined.
He told Kimmel with glee,
About a bit you see,
But it never did happen, resign.

There once was a gunman they said,
At the university a victim lay dead,
The police were on scene,
The situation was lean,
As they tried to move ahead.

There once was a host with great flair,
Who chronicled Trump’s comments with care,
During the Iran war,
He’d heard plenty before,
But this one seemed beyond compare.

There once was a senator bold,
Who praised Trump for his actions so cold.
But then he did say,
“Terrorist attacks are on the way,
Higher than they have been, I am told.”

There once was a governor from California,
Called a “cognitive mess” by the president, pariah.
His dyslexia was to blame,
For the insult, what a shame,
In politics, insults are a daily aria.

There once was a man who said “Wait, what?!?”
His confusion was on full display, but
He soon figured it out
With a laugh and a shout
And went on with his day, no ifs or buts.

There once was a host on late night
Who mocked Newsmax with great delight
For calling on the FCC
To act against his TV
He found it all quite a bright light

There once was a host quite bold,
Who mocked the president we’re told.
For a key failure he jest,
On his show was the best,
With humor sharp and cold.

There once was a president bold,
Whose claim left the people cold.
Their response was terse,
A single word, like a curse,
Leaving the president in a scold.

There once was a president, you see,
Who made comments that were far from PC,
Especially towards women in the news,
His behavior was quite the abuse,
His words were not what they should be.