There once was a man named Malhees
Banned from his country with ease
But through his art’s power
He shared a sad hour
Of Hind Rajab, with heart it does please.
There once was a man named Cheung
Who on the Late Show went completely off the hinge
He flipped out with such a boast
At the host he did roast
Now that clip has gone viral, the scene
The White House has dropped the ball on one thing,
Said the Trump-friendly tabloid’s board with a ring.
They criticized the administration’s fail,
For a policy they thought was a stale,
Their opinion was clear, with no zing.
There once was a late night host gay
Who accused the president one day
Of gaslighting in a literal display
With humor and wit, he’d slay
In limericks, his thoughts did relay
There once was a Late Show host, witty,
Who pointed out, oh what a pity,
A moment so rare,
In the president’s speech, a scare,
In Kentucky, oh what a city!
Only sickest minds thought it was fun,
To create videos that stun,
MS Now host said with a sigh,
“Stupidest” clips, oh my,
A madness that cannot be undone.
There once was a man with critiques,
Whose Islamophobic words peaked,
Republican friends,
Joined in the amends,
Adding fuel to the fire’s heat.
There once was a farmer who said
“I wish this administration would get their act together,” he pled
With chaos abound
And problems unbound
He longed for a change to be led
There once was a plot in Detroit
To harm the Jewish community’s joy
But they stood strong and tall
Defying the evil call
Their unity no one could destroy.
There once was a woman named Ward,
Who felt deeply ashamed and floored,
By Trump and his crew,
Their cold hearts she knew,
For their antics she deeply abhorred.