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There once was a Late Show host who’d cackle
Mocking the president in a tackle
Reported gifts given
To those who are driven
In his inner circle, a scandalous wrangle

There once was a man from Ohio,
Jon Husted, quite out of the know,
Republicans were mad,
Called him “out of touch” so bad,
Now his popularity’s low.

There once was an economist renowned,
Who warned of war’s consequences profound.
He predicted with dread,
What the future would spread,
And urged for peace to be found.

There once was a theme park incident,
But the company said it was an accident.
No guests were affected, they claimed,
No one was injured or maimed,
The incident was purely coincident.

There once was a president bold,
Who trolled Canada’s leader, we’re told.
Taking a break from Iran,
He started a Twitter plan,
But the attempt was quite cold.

A GOP senator said with wit,
“When you make a mistake, you ought to admit it,”
The U.S. likely caused the strife,
By striking a school rife,
A fatal error, hard to acquit.

Russia’s pavilion was closed with rage,
After Ukraine’s invasion rampage,
But at Paralympics so bold,
Russia’s story is retold,
As they return to the global stage.

There once was a server so fine,
In FBI’s New York Field Office to shine.
An agent’s mistake,
Left it open to take,
A hack at the Child Exploitation Forensic Lab divine.

There once was a champ named Oksana,
With gold medals from Winter and Summer drama,
Eight in the snow,
Four more in the glow,
Her victories shine like a panorama.

There once was a host from MSNBC
Who skewered Trump quite famously
Over his war on Iran
And the GOP’s false plan
To him, the truth was plain to see