There once was a leader named Trum
Whose rhetoric against Iran did boom
As the war’s second week
Showed no signs of a peak
His words seemed to seal the war’s gloom
There once was an airline named JetBlue,
Whose request for a ground stop grew,
The FAA complied,
And planes were denied,
A halt for the passengers to rue.
There once was a president so grand,
Who received a new mocking nickname, so bland,
It caused quite a stir,
But he didn’t deter,
For he continued to rule the land.
A couple from Finland did fight,
At a competition so bright,
In just one minute,
And forty-five seconds, they did win it,
Their prize: a barrel of ale, pure delight!
The White House’s use of clips for show
Mixed real footage with Matrix on the go
Critics called out the splice
For not being so nice
But the message was clear, don’t you know
Two teens said they were inspired
By the Islamic State group so admired
But authorities intervened
And their evil plot was cleaned
Now their freedom has been entirely retired.
There once was a man named Epstein
Whose death caused quite a big scene
A fellow inmate heard
How the guards’ words slurred
About a cover-up scheme unseen.
There once was a leader named Carter,
Who allowed access, then felt smarter.
In Ohio State’s domain,
He admitted his bane,
A mistake made, now his heart’s harder.
There once was a man named Smith,
Who shared his plans with a twist,
To Fox News he’d boast,
His rationale did coast,
More Republican than a Democrat he’d exist.
There once was a file named Anthropic
Sued Pentagon to prevent a traffic
On national blacklist
AI lab in high-stakes twist
Technology usage caused a panic