Stephen Colbert Hits Back At Trump’s Demand With A Damning 7-Word Question
There once was a joke on “Late Show,”
That made the audience’s laughter grow.
They erupted with glee,
At the humor they could see,
A moment of joy that did bestow.
There once was a joke on “Late Show,”
That made the audience’s laughter grow.
They erupted with glee,
At the humor they could see,
A moment of joy that did bestow.
There once was a president who’d boast,
To GOP lawmakers at his Florida coast.
At an event in his club,
He bragged with a hubbub,
But his claims didn’t hold much to the most.
There once were some boys in a row,
With something they called a “moat” to show.
The Trump team did jibe,
Said it’s all just a bribe,
Tales of hysteria continued to grow.
There once was a host of Late Night,
Whose betrayal caused quite a fright,
He felt such disdain,
For the one to blame,
In his heart, it just didn’t feel right.
There once was an official who’d tweet,
To the U.S. president, so neat,
On social media’s stage,
He’d address him with rage,
In messages that were discreet.
There once were some folks quite distressing
Who used a post for their messaging
Promoting anti-Israel hate
Their words filled with anger and debate
Their actions quite frankly depressing
There once was a bishop named Shaleta
Who led Chaldeans in California
Since 2017, he’d been their guide
In the city where they all reside
With faith, he showed them the way each day.
There once were three brothers so vile,
Luxury brokers with a smile,
They conspired and lied,
To drug and defied,
Their victims, in court, they stood on trial.
There once was a star named Runyon,
She battled cancer, but now she’s gone,
Her co-stars Baio and Aames,
Paid tribute to her in their fame,
In memory, her light will live on.
There once were two teens in a bind,
Detained with their family, we find,
The public cried out,
With a deafening shout,
For justice and freedom aligned.