John Oliver Drops C-Bomb In Blistering Deep Dive On A Trump ‘Man-Made Disaster’
There once was a host named John,
Who criticized Trump’s actions drawn.
He tore into the news,
With his comedic views,
On “Last Week Tonight” and beyond.
There once was a host named John,
Who criticized Trump’s actions drawn.
He tore into the news,
With his comedic views,
On “Last Week Tonight” and beyond.
There once was a skater named Glenn,
Who refused Trump’s invite to his den,
She said with a laugh,
“I’d rather just pass”,
No visit to the White House again.
The officials declared with great ease,
Gas prices from war would soon cease,
But the increase was steep,
Lasting more than a week,
Leaving wallets feeling the squeeze.
There once was a man named Nash,
Who urged against the president’s brash,
“Keep pushing back,” he said,
With passion and dread,
In the fight, do not be rash.
There once was a host named Welker
Critics said she was quite the peacemaker
When Trump’s strike in Iran
Was not part of her plan
Some thought she was a truth-faker
There once was a man named Hatch,
Who competed on Trump’s match.
He slammed the president,
For being malevolent,
On “The Celebrity Apprentice” dispatch.
There once was a man from Homeland
Whose exit was grand and not bland
He was bid adieu
By a skit that was true
From SNL, with humor so grand
There once was a show that was sunny,
Gosling was trolled, oh how funny!
Another star got the cheer,
As they prepare to appear,
On SNL, a comedy bunny.
There once was a man named Che,
At “SNL” he had quite a say,
He teased the president bold,
Over the red patch we’re told,
Applause followed his display.
A study on the views of young men,
Showed differences from Boomers, and then,
In gender and love,
They were clearly off,
Oh how times have changed, it’s a fen.