There once was a host named Real Time
Who endorsed Trump’s campaign in Iran’s clime
He mocked Harris with glee
For opposing, you see
In politics, he’s not worth a dime.
There once was a man named Tapper
Who asked if the White House would bother
To distinguish the good from the bad
In a world that’s so often sad
But the answer he got just did scatter
There once was a Ford recall so vast,
Of Broncos and Edges, they’re amassed.
Escapes, Aviators too,
Corsairs – oh my, quite a few!
Explorers are caught in this cast.
There once was a strategist, Democratic,
Whose words were quite bold and emphatic,
In a 12-minute spree,
He let loose, R-rated, you see,
His monologue was quite dramatic.
There once was an analyst named Blow,
Who demanded clear answers, you know,
From a talk-radio host,
Who was often engrossed,
In political debates that would show.
There once was a mayor from the city,
Clashes outside his home, what a pity,
Protesters and sprays,
And fights in the haze,
In New York, a chaotic ditty.
The Dow Jones took quite a steep dive,
Nasdaq too took a hit, didn’t thrive,
Down 945 points,
The market disappoints,
But still managed to stay alive.
There once was a governor so bold,
Who celebrated Noem, we are told.
She was ousted from her post,
With a fiery video boast,
Now her future is left in the cold.
There once was an actor who’d seen,
His film used as a political machine,
He told the administration,
No propaganda sensation,
His comedy would not be so demeaned.
There once was a girl named Sophia Negroponte,
Whose actions led to much dismay,
In a drunken fight,
She stabbed with all her might,
Now Yousuf Rasmussen is no more they say.