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There once was a president mad,
At reports that made him feel sad,
His military adviser’s fears,
He simply did not want to hear,
About potential operations so bad.

There once was a man named Lewandowski
Entered the cockpit, oh so boldly
Before 10,000 feet
And while in his seat
Ignoring the seatbelt sign solely

The “Daily Show” host’s monologue on Trump got sidetracked,
By a monkey who started to act whacked,
The jokes took a turn,
As the primate did churn,
And the audience’s laughter just stacked.

There once were some artists so fine
Who objected to Trump’s use of their line
Carpenter, ABBA, and Celine
Said, “Stop using our scene!”
Their songs at his events, they’d decline.

There once was a president, so merry,
Who claimed his polls were real, not airy.
Raised eyebrows did he,
With his theory so free,
But most just found it quite scary.

There once was a host late at night,
Whose name was used in a fight,
By the president’s hand,
In a moneygrab plan,
But the host just laughed at the sight.

There once was a Late Show host so bold,
Who put the president on blast, we’re told.
After he complained with a shout,
About the Supreme Court, no doubt,
His jokes left many chuckling in the fold.

There once was a man named Ostreicher
Who faced torture and hunger, oh dear
But a knock on his cell
Brought a miraculous spell
His plight in Bolivia did clear

There once was a doctor named Attia,
Whose contributor role was quite new,
Not yet had it truly begun,
A spokesperson said to Huff Post,
Meaningful work was long overdue.

There once was a senator named Lee,
Whose message just didn’t land with glee,
He pulled it away,
At the end of the day,
Hoping for a new strategy.