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A Prince named Andrew was caught,
Mandelson’s arrest was not for naught.
Both faced suspicion of crime,
In public office, no dime,
Their reputations quickly forgot.

There once was a man, 32 years old
Who committed a crime rather bold
Stabbings in December
May lead to a life so somber
In court, his fate will be told.

There once was a data chief of CNN
Who saw Trump’s numbers sink in
Record lows they did hit
Before Congress he’d sit
His ratings took a major spin

There once was a woman named Sandra,
Who thought Trump would cause quite a panda,
He’d focus on the worst,
But her husband, not cursed,
In his eyes, he’d be seen as a ganda.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who caused quite a stir in the dump.
He invited the women,
Along with the men,
Both teams had earned gold, with a thump.

There once was a team from Bremen,
Whose values were noble and human,
In a city of strife,
They chose a new life,
And remained true to their anthem.

There once was a show quite bright,
That did a deep dive one night,
On Twitter’s past,
They uncovered fast,
Leaving the platform in fright.

A rapper embraced MAGA quite deep,
His support made many lose sleep.
But his fans were not pleased,
Their feelings were teased,
As they saw his support as just cheap.

There once was an FBI deputy,
Who sent a big “F#%* YOU” message so edgy.
He didn’t hold back,
It was quite a bold act,
Now his words have caused quite a frenzy.

There once was a comic named Tim,
Who called out those with a grim whim.
He named and shamed the crew,
Who wanted things all rosy and blue,
For honesty, they found it quite dim.