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There once was a minister so neat,
Who ran for president, twice to compete.
At the age of 84,
He’d not run anymore,
But his legacy will never face defeat.

There once was a hotel magnate
Whose ties to a fraud did tarnish his fate
Now retiring in haste
From the scandal’s embrace
His reputation left in a state

There once was a host of “Last Word”
Who celebrated Presidents Day unheard
He played interviews nonstop
With a MAGA leader’s old crop
In a tribute that many found absurd

There once were two fighters, so bold
Who returned from retirements old
In May they’ll collide
With their pride on the line
Their story of legends retold

There once was a woman named McCain,
Who spoke out against shame and the pain.
She hated to see
Women not feeling free,
And vowed to help them regain.

There once was a Quad God so keen
Hoping for a new approach unseen
For the 2030 Games
In the French Alps he aims
To stand out in the snowy scene

There once was a fast-fashion giant
Whose actions were under inquiry, quite defiant
If found in the wrong
They may have to pay long
A hefty fine, as the European Commission was compliant

There once was a man in detention
Whose deportation caused contention
With no viable plan
The judge began to scan
And decided to release him with intervention

There once was a man named Van Dyke,
Whose death left authorities to strike,
With wounds and strangulation signs,
Investigating clues and lines,
In search of the truth they did hike.

There once was a man named Bass
Who spoke out against the brass
They kept Wasserman around
Despite the files they found
For the 2028 Games, what a farce!