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There once was a skier quite grand,
In freestyle he took a bold stand.
With a near-perfect score,
He left fans wanting more,
As the American followed in the land.

There once was a president so swell
Who on social media did tell
He thanked a rights leader
For reasons quite dear
In words that we all knew so well.

There once was a nation named Iran,
Who drilled in the Strait of Hormuz, a plan.
The waterway key,
For oil to flow free,
Their exercise went without ban.

There once were two men from Warner,
Who recommended a deal with fervor,
With Netflix they’d stick,
Their commitment so thick,
Said DiPiazza Jr. and Zaslav, no swerver.

There once was a president in fear
As voters drew near
To the polls they would steer
His future unclear
As he faced the end of his career

There once was a president who stated,
He was “totally exonerated”,
By the Epstein files release,
But skepticism didn’t cease,
His claim left many frustrated.

There once was a Late Show host so bold,
Who spoke of a topic untold.
The network didn’t want,
But the host chose to flaunt,
In a limerick, his story was told.

There once was a Rep from the East,
Whose words caused quite the uproar, at least.
She said it was vile,
That American style,
Was despicable, rude, and a beast.

There once was a Republican, Trump-loving,
Who was slammed as “pathetic” and more;
His views stirred up strife,
In the political life,
But his beliefs he fiercely swore.

There once was a float in Düsseldorf,
Showing Jesus receiving a wallop.
The president’s punch,
In the face of the Son,
Caused quite a religious uproar.