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There once was a skier named Klaebo
Who won gold at the Games in Milano
His fourth victory bold
Shared record of old
With three Norwegians, quite the tableau

There once was a skier so bold,
She won gold, then another to hold.
With Sara and Thea,
Sharing silver they’d see,
In the snow, this Italian was gold.

There once was a winter event,
Spanning days, its impact was meant,
In Nevada and Oregon,
Cold weather was born,
Bringing snow, its presence was lent.

The Trump administration’s stance
on deals for deportees from Cameroon’s lands
has not been made clear,
no agreement appears,
to send migrants back to that African expanse.

There once was a man named Rubio
Who at a conference did go
VP Vance had his say
About Europe one day
But Rubio’s speech stole the show

There once was a senator from Penn,
Who voted for DHS funding, and then,
The only Dem in the mix,
He caused quite a big fix,
But his reasons he wouldn’t defend.

There once was a president who, quite crass,
Shared a video that was way, way off base,
Depicting the Obamas as apes,
Such racism, a terrible disgrace,
Inappropriate actions, alas.

There once were some TSA men
Who worked through a shutdown just then
But the experts now say
This one might go astray
Let’s hope things work out in the end

There once was a mystery to solve,
Nancy Guthrie’s vanishing involved,
Law enforcement on scene,
Blocked off road so serene,
Investigations their problem resolve.

There once was a man named Ty Cobb,
Who accused the officials with a sob,
Of overseen war crimes,
And other bad times,
Said they’re unfit for their job.