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There once was a president bold,
Who finally broke his silence cold.
In an interview released,
On the video he teased,
His story now finally told.

There once was a girl in New York City,
In a dress that was short but so pretty.
She broke a rule, oh so bold,
In a restaurant so swanky and gold,
Now she’s feeling quite the pity.

There once was a sheriff from Pima,
Who confirmed some “activity” with a glimmer.
He patrolled the town square,
With a confident air,
In Pima County he was the winner.

The Wasatch County GOP
Said it was “deeply concerned and troubled”
About the allegations
Against David Nephi Johnson
Their worries were doubled

There once was a student named Any,
From Babson College, so they say,
Deported to Honduras, oh what a blow,
While traveling for Thanksgiving, you know,
In November, she was forced to go.

There once was a Rep. named AOC,
Who at Trump unleashed her fury.
In Munich she spoke loud,
Trump’s policies she vowed,
At the Security Conference, her story.

The U.S. military took aim with ease,
A strike on a vessel in the breeze,
Accused of drug trade,
In the Caribbean waves laid,
Another hit in the seas overseas.

There once was a team from the States
Who faced off against Canada’s greats
They curled with such might
And won the big fight
Their victory was truly first-rate

There once was a man that they called Trump,
Who found Noem’s actions a bit of a bump,
Her rumored affair
Caused him despair,
And from that, he felt quite a big lump.

There once was a host from MS NOW
Covered a swing in approval, oh wow
51 points it had climbed
Among the younger kind
In ratings, the president did plow