There once was a governor from Jersey,
Claimed there were others, not just he,
In politics shenanigans run,
Said the former New Jersey one,
A limerick about scandal and glory.
There once was a president bold,
Whose claim was wild, so I’m told.
Even by his standards extreme,
It seemed like a fever dream,
In a wild tale that he sold.
There once was a White House press secretary
Who deleted two posts, much to her contrary
When questioned by the press
She tried to suppress
But the truth was revealed, oh how scary
There once was a president in the nation
Who spoke of his latest fixation
During Fox Business chat
He boasted of that
In hopes of a positive creation.
The FAA said the flight restrictions
Would last ’til the 21st of Feb’s predictions
For safety and security
They’d be in place, certainly
Till then, air travel with limitations
A skater from Spain, Tomas-Llorenc,
Came to Milan with Despicable Men,
With henchmen in sight,
He brought fun to the night,
In the short program, he shined brightly then.
There once was a skater so bold
Who silenced the doubters, we’re told
The “Quad God” did shine
In Milan, so divine
Proving critics wrong, we behold.
A grandson of JFK quite bold,
Says Trump’s chaos has left him cold,
At just 33,
He’s running to be,
A voice for the “sick and tired” fold.
There once was a woman named Candace,
Who tried to put Bad Bunny in his place.
But reality won,
The Super Bowl he won,
With a performance full of grace.
There once was a team from the States
Whose hockey skills Canada couldn’t debate
At the Milan Cortina Games
Ilia Malinin’s fame reigns
As “Quad God” he truly elates