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There once was a hockey team bold,
Who trounced Canada, the tale is told.
Ilia Malinin’s skates,
On ice they create,
In Milan Cortina, the Games unfold.

Eighteen Dem governors, no spouse,
Boycott dinner in White House,
For Trump they won’t dine,
This move quite a sign,
Of displeasure, they’re taking their vows.

There once was a mother who strayed
From her family, news in dismayed
The Today Show host’s kin
Went missing, not a sin
A limerick to hope they’re okay.

There once was a man named McCain
Who said, “Politics is such a pain
Let’s not ruin everything,
With the chaos it brings,
In life, let’s seek joy and gain.”

There once was a singer so bold,
Who refused to do as she was told,
She left Wasserman’s side,
With a confident stride,
Pink Pony Club’s story, now told.

Some Minnesotans feel quite a bit of strain,
As they sense an intimidation campaign.
They stand firm, not afraid,
For their rights they have paid,
In the Land of 10,000 Lakes, they remain.

A curling coach spoke out in dismay
About wrongdoing in Minnesota’s display
With no shades of gray
Rich Ruohonen did say
At Milan Cortina 2026, he had his say.

There once was a skier so great,
Seeking redemption was his fate,
After the Games in 2022,
Disastrous, it’s true,
But now he’s back on the slate.

There once was a skier named Ben,
In cross-country skiing, he’d win.
A medal in hand,
He’d make his home land,
Proud of the victory he’d been.

There once were some teachers who’d shout,
Negotiations caused a walkout,
Their wages and benefits,
Had hit a new bottomless pit,
So they struck, without a doubt.