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There once was a Rep from N.Y.
Who spoke of a video, oh my
Intent to harm and hurt
Her words did assert
In Congress, she did decry

Dr. Ashton made it clear in her song,
Morals, not politics, where she belonged.
This was about right and wrong,
Not a political throng,
Dr. Ashton’s values forever strong.

A lawyer with talent and drive,
Led a firm with ambition alive,
But tragedy struck,
And the law firm was stuck,
In a tale that no one could contrive.

There once was a singer named Dwight,
Who fought cancer with all of his might,
He passed in his sleep,
His bandmates did weep,
Now they bid him goodnight and goodnight.

There once was a president named Trump,
Who on Air Force One caused a big jump,
With a dig at a Post reporter,
And another at CNN’s supporter,
His behavior always on the frump.

There once was a host named Savannah,
Whose mother was taken, oh la la,
On social media’s flood,
The news quickly spewed,
A shocking event causing drama.

There once was a man named Levin,
Who crafted a letter unforgiven,
He took his time,
Made it all rhyme,
A masterpiece not quickly given.

There once was a skater named Tony,
Whose wedding was far from phony,
He shared all the stats,
And apologized for that,
But the truth was never baloney.

A cop in Memphis one day,
Saw a schnauzer come his way,
He punted the pup,
Didn’t give a hiccup,
Now in trouble, he’ll have to pay.

There once were some boys and girls so good,
In their behavior, they always withstood.
They listened and obeyed,
In games, they never strayed,
Their parents were proud, as they should.