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There once was a president quite vain
Who delayed a big project for fame
His name on those hubs
Caused delays and much fuss
In infrastructure, he wanted his name.

There once was a query so stern
Would jeering at Americans burn?
The IOC President replied,
With her tongue firmly tied,
Free speech, she said, is what we must learn.

There was no evidence and no boast
Of misconduct from the host
Before they worked for the president
MS NOW made it evident
That they were not known to be that close

There once was a host who decried,
The president’s interview with pride,
He said it was nuts,
Even for him, butts,
On late night, with no place to hide.

There once was a man from the country
Whose return was met with uncertainty
He asked with a frown
“Will I be allowed back in town?”
His fate was still a mystery

There was a time proof of life was a photo,
Of someone who’s abducted, oh no!
But now it’s not so,
Technology’s on the go,
With clear images that clearly show.

There once was a man named Camron Guthrie,
Whose message caused quite a flurry.
Investigators have no proof,
That Nancy is aloof,
But they believe she’s still out there, you see.

There once was a host of late night
Who found the president’s plight
For cash to be quite
Desperate, a fight
He thought rather lost than right.

There once was a CNN anchor brave,
To the president’s slam, she gave a wave,
During press briefing time,
She responded in rhyme,
Showing poise and the will to save.

There once was an incident, they say,
Along the Willimantic River that day,
In Mansfield it occurred,
At 9:30, I’ve heard,
Not far from UConn, they did convey.