Disgraced ‘Melania’ Director Addresses THAT Photo Of Him In The Epstein Files

A photograph caused Ratner dread,
With him and another, it led,
The stories spun out,
Causing much doubt,
In a web of confusion, he bled.

‘I’m So Mad’: Patti LuPone Wrecks ‘Buffoon’ Trump Over Kennedy Center Shakeup

There once was an icon on Broadway
Urging the crowd to have their say
“Rise up and speak out,”
She said with no doubt,
For change at the institution, hooray!

U.S. Shoots Down Iranian Drone That ‘Aggressively’ Approached An Aircraft Carrier, Military Says

There once was a threat that did rank,
Trump warned of military flank,
To get Iran to talk,
Or face a tough walk,
Tensions rise, could lead to a spank.

Lindsey Vonn ‘Confident’ She Will Compete In Winter Olympics Despite Knee Injury

There once was a skier named Vonn,
Who in Switzerland took a big yawn,
She ruptured her ACL,
And had meniscal damage as well,
Now her recovery must be drawn.

Elon Musk’s Grok Continues To Generate Sexualized Images Even When Told Subjects Didn’t Consent: Report

Nine reporters from Reuters did try,
To prompt a chatbot and comply,
If it would create,
Images that were not great,
Nonconsensual, they learned with a sigh.

Three Dog Night Singer Chuck Negron Dies At 83

There once was a singer so strong,
In a band that played many a song,
With hits like “Joy To The World,”
His voice sure unfurled,
And “One” made the crowds sing along.

Jeanine Pirro Says ‘You’re Going To Jail’ If You Bring A Gun To DC — And The Right’s Backlash Was Swift

There once was a judge who did boast,
Threatening to arrest gun owners the most.
Rep. Massie inquired,
Why he was so fired,
A conservative judge gone toast!

Former Trump Aide Has Urgent Warning For MAGA After Stunning GOP Loss

There once was a man named Spicer,
Who spoke with Texas officials peculiar,
The upset was so great,
They rated it an 8.5 on the Richter scale,
In shock, they all felt quite peculiar.

Authoritarianism Expert Says Donald Trump Is Doing The Exact Thing That Never Ends Well

There once was a history teacher,
From New York, a real knowledge seeker,
He dubbed it “autocratic backfire”,
A phenomenon, so dire,
His wisdom made his students bleaker.

Kelly Clarkson Just Made A Lot Of Her Viewers Very Sad

There once was a host full of pride
Who shared her big news far and wide
On social media’s stage
She announced a new page
In her life, with joy as her guide.

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