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There once was a man named Blanche,
Whose Fox News comments did enhance,
But on social media,
He faced quite a phobia,
Critics slammed him with a fierce stance.

There once was a press secretary named Sean,
Whose anecdotes left people in chagrin,
In the Trump White House fray,
His secondhand tale did sway,
Raising eyebrows with every spin.

A “Daily Show” host was not mild,
Offended by an appearance so wild,
In the newly released files,
He spoke with a smile,
And his humor was not reconciled.

There once was a strategist so wise,
Said they tick two boxes, a prize.
For the Democrats they’ll fight,
With all of their might,
Their strategy sure to mesmerize.

There once was a host of the night,
Who made a backhanded promise just right,
To the president and his spouse,
In a way to rouse,
A chuckle and a smile, so bright.

There once was a “Late Show” host so grand
Who faced a tough announcement firsthand
He said this moment led
To thoughts heavy as lead
But with humor, he made a stand

There once was a CNN anchor so bold,
Who vanished, the story was told,
“Otherwise no one would know
Where I’d choose to go,”
Said the anchor on Kimmel’s late show.

There once was a woman named Nancy,
Whose disappearance seemed quite fancy.
Officials later found,
That she was around,
And hadn’t left her home, so chancy.

There once was a doc named Pete Attia
Whose career took a turn for the dia
Sucking up to a con
Now his job is all gone
At CBS he’s no longer a fria.

There once was a man named James Heaps
Who abused his patients while they were asleep
He was sentenced to time
For his heinous crime
Now behind bars he silently weeps