Karoline Leavitt’s New Trump Line Becomes Accidental Rallying Cry For Dems

There once was a girl who sought more,
But her actions left people sore.
She tried to provoke,
But ended up in a joke,
Her desired response was no more.

Melania Trump Shares 9-Second Glimpse Inside White House And… Yikes

There once was a first lady so grand
Her display was hailed as so grand
But online she did find
That opinions unkind
Gave her less glowing fans in the land.

Warren Buffett Steps Down As Chairman Of Berkshire Hathaway

There once was a man named Buffett
Who turned his business into a big asset
From a struggling textile mess
To an investment giant’s success
Now worth more than a trillion, no regrett.

Stephen Colbert’s ‘Late Show’ Team Takes Its Taunting Of Trump To A Whole New Place

There once was a medium so new
Changing the message, it’s true
But despite the shift
The point is not missed
The message remains, tried and true

Illegally Parked Car Led Police To House Linked With Disappearances, Possible Deaths Of Multiple Women

There once was a house with a mouse
Where images and videos would rouse
But the people inside
Would rather not confide
In what happened, so quiet as a mouse.

Three People Arrested For Taking Millions In Taxpayer Funds Meant To Help California Homelessness

There once was a mayor named Bass
Who vowed to kick ass
Any misuse of funds
For the unhoused, she shuns
And promised to bring justice to pass

U.S. Clears Way For $24.3 Billion Fighter Jet Sale To Saudi Arabia

The State Department said with a grin,
Approved sale of F-35 to begin,
Lockheed Martin’s fighter jets,
For Saudi, no regrets,
In the sky, they’ll surely win.

‘Embarrassment’: John Cornyn Says He Won’t Vote For Bo French After Racist Post

There once was a candidate from Texas,
Whose statement caused quite the ruckus,
The bipartisan backlash grew,
Against the things he would spew,
For his comments, many found infectious.

Buckingham Palace Hits Back At Claims In A Book By Princess Diana’s Brother

There once was a royal dispute,
Princess Diana’s brother took repute,
Claiming King Charles III,
Said she soon would be free,
But the Palace said it’s all moot.

Karl Rove Announces He Will Vote Democrat In Fiery Rebuke Of GOP: ‘I’ll Have No Part Of It’

There once was a GOP quite unclean,
Their stables were in need of cleaning.
A strategist wrote,
In a scorching note,
In the Wall Street Journal, quite demeaning.

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