Karoline Leavitt’s New Trump Line Becomes Accidental Rallying Cry For Dems
There once was a girl who sought more,
But her actions left people sore.
She tried to provoke,
But ended up in a joke,
Her desired response was no more.
There once was a girl who sought more,
But her actions left people sore.
She tried to provoke,
But ended up in a joke,
Her desired response was no more.
There once was a first lady so grand
Her display was hailed as so grand
But online she did find
That opinions unkind
Gave her less glowing fans in the land.
There once was a man named Buffett
Who turned his business into a big asset
From a struggling textile mess
To an investment giant’s success
Now worth more than a trillion, no regrett.
There once was a medium so new
Changing the message, it’s true
But despite the shift
The point is not missed
The message remains, tried and true
There once was a house with a mouse
Where images and videos would rouse
But the people inside
Would rather not confide
In what happened, so quiet as a mouse.
There once was a mayor named Bass
Who vowed to kick ass
Any misuse of funds
For the unhoused, she shuns
And promised to bring justice to pass
The State Department said with a grin,
Approved sale of F-35 to begin,
Lockheed Martin’s fighter jets,
For Saudi, no regrets,
In the sky, they’ll surely win.
There once was a candidate from Texas,
Whose statement caused quite the ruckus,
The bipartisan backlash grew,
Against the things he would spew,
For his comments, many found infectious.
There once was a royal dispute,
Princess Diana’s brother took repute,
Claiming King Charles III,
Said she soon would be free,
But the Palace said it’s all moot.
There once was a GOP quite unclean,
Their stables were in need of cleaning.
A strategist wrote,
In a scorching note,
In the Wall Street Journal, quite demeaning.