In Colorado, a town did appear,
Trump makeover brought cheer near and dear,
In a song of Season 29,
The change was quite fine,
An animated town with new atmosphere.
There once was a man named Joe Concha
Who criticized a congresswoman’s “interviews”
Critics gave him the rest of the dollar
For his comments that were rather hollower
Now he’s known as a pundit who faunches
There once was a candidate named Andrews,
Whose campaign had its share of new trends,
In South Carolina she’ll run,
Said Will, “It’s just begun”,
With hopes to see her be the Dems’ friends.
The health secretary, oh so sly,
Told the CDC to not tally
The state’s measles death rate,
Trying to avoid debate,
But the truth will come out, we can’t deny.
There once was a Rep from Ohio,
Who filed a court claim, not for show,
A picture was found,
Of a building torn down,
Now the truth they must soon know.
There once was a Veep named JD Vance
Who begged voters for a second chance
In a plea that sounded so dire
For the upcoming election mire
But will it be enough to advance?
There once was a host from “The Show”,
Who ripped a word to and fro,
To describe all the nonsense,
From Fox News with no pretense,
In limericks, the truth they bestow.
There once was a man named Combs,
Who refused to get taken for bombs,
He said with a frown,
“I won’t get run down,
By overcharging scoundrels, that’s my qualms.”
There once was a woman named Jen,
Who received a sum (750,000).
The FBI got involved,
Misstatements resolved,
Compensation paid out in the end.
The park service, with great skill and precision,
Posted a contract for construction’s provision,
$49 million up for grabs,
For builders with great stabs,
To create a new park with vision.