The president has ruled it out before but now,
He’s considering it, though not sure exactly how.
His advisors debate,
But the decision must wait,
As the nation watches and wonders, and wow!
A doctor named Vin Gupta, so spry,
Said a moment had crossed a line high,
His behavior, he said,
Was not right in the head,
His fitness, we must now decry.
There once was a president who threw
A fit on social media, it’s true
He attacked the CA governor
In a message that was quite a scorner
But his tweets were just empty and blue.
There once was a critic who’d say,
“On social media I’ve had my say,
Enough is enough,
I’ll call your bluff,
And share my thoughts without delay.”
There once was a VP in distress
Whose call for help caused much duress
But help quickly came
To douse the flame
And now he’s in a state of success
There once was a daughter-in-law,
From the president, she never did draw,
On Fox News one day,
She had her say,
After Trump’s speech that left us all in awe.
There once was a president so grand,
Who banged his left hand on a stand,
Press secretary’s tale,
But no footage to unveil,
In Davos, the injury seemed unplanned.
There once was a storm from the east
Threatening ice and snow, not the least
From Texas to Boston
Its power was awesome
A massive winter storm, a beast
There once was a platform quite grand,
With investors who gave them a hand,
Like Oracle and Silver Lake,
MGX too, for goodness’ sake,
In their success, they all made a stand.
There once was a tale of a heist,
But stopping there wouldn’t suffice.
For the crucial part,
Wasn’t the theft at the start,
But what came after, that’s what’s nice.