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There once was a Fox News host so bold
Who shared a theory quite untold
About the president’s foes
With questionable prose
But the truth remained unrolled

Follow along for news with no shame,
From the 2026 Milan Cortina Games,
Athletes will shine,
In snow and on twine,
Eager fans watch, each one exclaims.

Millions brace for ice storm, oh what a scare,
From New Mexico to the Carolinas fair,
The icy threat looms,
They prepare their rooms,
Hoping the damage won’t be too much to bear.

There once was a singer named Genesis,
Who faced troubles that left him quite stressed,
He said with a sigh,
“Everything went awry,”
In the ’80s, his life was a mess.

There once was a man named Cuomo
Addressed a right-wing pundit, you know
After Jennings got tough
Challenging guests enough
In a video for all to show

There once was a boy named Liam Conejo,
In the snow, he marched with his blue chapeau,
Spider-Man bag in tow,
With bunny ears aglow,
Off to the SUV he did go.

There once was a president so bold,
Who urged the FCC Chair to scold,
He pushed for action,
Against broadcasters’ faction,
In hopes his demands would take hold.

There once was a late night host
Who scored an interview, almost
With the president fine
But it turned out to be a sign
Of the times, a media ghost.

There once was a Late Show host so bold
Who ripped the press secretary’s role
Grade-A big brother propaganda he did find
To the White House, he was not kind
In limerick form, his critique he told

There once was a president bold,
Who would push till he met resistance cold.
The New York Times did say,
“He’ll go all the way,
Until someone his actions do scold.”