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There once was a man named Trump,
Whose behavior made others jump,
Ty Cobb did declare,
That Trump was not fair,
To think he was sane was a lump.

There once was a man named Ty Cobb,
Who thought Trump was quite the snob,
He said with a grin,
“He’s lost his mind, my friend,
No one believes he’s sane on the job.”

A president’s words in Switzerland
Caused concern, causing folks to frown
His comments, so brash
Made many hearts crash
In diplomatic waters, he did drown

There once was a Dem from New York,
Who criticized the president’s ways,
His actions were erratic,
That was quite problematic,
So the Dem had plenty to say.

There once was a doc known as Oz,
Who said, “Work an extra year, just because.”
To keep folks in good health,
Was his plan for our wealth,
But retirement dreams might take pause.

There once was a team full of smarts,
With ideas that set them apart,
As leaders grew old,
Their views became cold,
Young minds will soon take the charts.

There once was a host named Chris Hayes
Who said under Trump, the US strays
Like an Axis power they act
Causing quite a big impact
In the news, this topic always stays

There once was a news program quite funny,
With a montage that showed something crummy,
MAGA pundits, they’re biased,
Their views often disguised,
In comedy, they’re just not sunny.

There once was a host named Beck
Who called the AG incompetent, a wreck
He demanded she be replaced
For her actions he did not embrace
But many thought his words were just a speck

There once was a “Daily Show” host
Who explained how the U.S. could boast
Of responding to “damage”
From the president’s rampage
In a way that would benefit most