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There once was a man named Castro,
Whose arrest caused quite a fiasco,
A flashpoint it became,
Over Trump’s cruel game,
Immigrant deportations in tow.

There once was a Texan irate,
Sick of the state’s current state,
He said with a glare,
“Things are unfair!”
This Texan won’t hesitate.

There once was a president in a mess,
Caught on camera in quite a distress.
As he gazed at a poster,
It caused some to foster,
Doubts about his plans to impress.

There once was a host who, quite sad,
Said, “I had no idea he’d be this bad.”
Late-night he’d roast,
But now he can boast,
This president’s making us all go mad.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose chances of winning were a dump.
He did all he could
To lose, as others would,
And his election hopes began to slump.

There once was a Fox News analyst named Hume,
Who warned of impending electoral doom,
He said it’s just killing,
For Trump and the GOP, chilling,
As the 2026 midterms loom.

There once was a president bold,
Whose tall tales were often retold,
He spun a yarn so sly,
With a twinkle in his eye,
But the truth remained untold.

There once was a report that revealed
Iran’s crimes, with the truth unconcealed
Against protesters they turned
Their violent actions spurned
Inhumane, their actions unhealed

There once was a man named Trump
Who claimed he’d make inflation jump
Kasie Hunt’s montage showed
All the times he bestowed
False promises, leaving us stumped

There once was a president bold,
Who swiftly changed what he’d been told.
He pulled a quick 180,
In the space of a jiffy,
Leaving many quite shocked and cold.