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There once were cardinals so bold,
Who urged Trump with morals to hold.
In foreign affairs,
With ethical cares,
Their message was firm and not cold.

There once was a man named Lars-Christian Brask
Who urged Congress to act quite fast
As Trump sought to seize Greenland
His intentions were not so grand
But the outcome remains unsurpassed

There once was a call to invoke
The Constitution, some folks spoke,
To remove the president,
From power they were insistent,
Their demands spread like wildfire’s smoke.

There once was a doc named Reiner
Who called for an inquiry finer
He said, “It should trigger
A bipartisan vigour
Into presidential fitness, no whiner.”

There once was a president bold,
Who posted secrets, we’re told,
Late at night, oh what a fright,
Private messages, out of sight,
Now the world leaders scold.

There once was a podcaster named Miller
Whose wife faced a mocking thriller
On social media’s site
She got reminders all night
For being a MAGA-filled spiller

There once was a man from the States,
Who wanted to show his mates,
His support for Greenland,
A place to be seen,
But not for the president he berates.

There once was a man named Leigh McGowan
Who criticized a Trump-loving pawn
He issued a warning so dire
About the Epstein files entire
His words made the pundits all yawn

There once was a site with news to display
Providing updates in a timely way
Major headlines to see
For you and for me
Follow along to stay informed, they say.

There once was a CNN analyst so astute,
Who noticed a polling switcheroo took root,
On the president’s key policy,
Causing a seismic prophecy,
His findings were quite resolute.