There once was a woman named Marge,
Who claimed Sinema was in charge,
Of her husband’s affair,
With a brazen, bold flair,
Their marriage left now at large.
There once was a girl who was shot,
The 911 caller was fraught,
“She’s f**kin’ dead,” he cried,
Her life sadly denied,
A tragic end that can’t be forgot.
There once was a critic so stern
Who talked with Gov. Newsom to learn
Republicans, he did say,
Should prepare for dismay,
As failure is what they should discern.
There once was a man named Sykes,
Who exposed all of Trump’s sly tricks.
He took the shine off,
Their “Golden Age” scoffed,
Leaving them in a political fix.
There once was a press secretary so sleek,
Who forgot a thing that was unique,
Only happened last week,
In the White House so chic,
A memory lapse that did peak.
There once was a secretary of press
Whose tirade caused quite a mess
When asked about ICE
She wasn’t so nice
X folks weren’t sympathetic, I confess
There once was a woman named Machado
Who gave Trump a medal, oh, bravo
The Nobel Committee said
“You can’t pass on your head”
But Machado did it, a wild show
There once was a mayor named Adams,
Facing questions and raising alarms,
For launching a new token,
In the crypto world spoken,
Now caught in a whirlwind of qualms.
There once was a man named Meyers,
Who mocked Trump’s unpopularity with jeers,
He said with a grin,
“He turned a Ford plant in
Oberlin drum circle, it appears.”
There once were some folks intolerant,
Of everything but lactose, they’d rant.
They couldn’t stand noise,
Or people with poise,
Their tolerance level was scant.