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There once was a man named Rose,
Who thought he was constantly exposed,
He shot a cop dead,
And now he’ll be led,
To face justice, everyone knows.

There once was a gov from Minnesota
Whose statements caused quite a persona
With Mayor Frey in cahoots
They faced federal pursuits
For their words on immigration’s aroma.

There once was a data chief, so wise
Who found the president’s polling, unwise
Numbers worse than before
Oh, what a chore!
He waved a red flag with sad eyes

There once was a Fed chief revered,
On the Board of Governors he steered.
His separate seat,
Was quite a feat,
For two more years he appeared.

A judge in the U.S. did decree,
That officers can’t deploy tear gas with glee,
In Minneapolis they can’t detain,
Protesters who are being humane,
Peaceful assembly must be free.

There once was a strategist sage
Who found three words to enrage
In English he cried
The dumbest he spied
A phrase that set him in a rage

There once was a ’70s icon so bold,
Took down those confused, so we’re told,
Highlighting ICE’s harsh ways,
In a post that caused quite a craze,
This legend’s truth-telling is gold.

There once was a freshman so young,
Ordered to be sent back unsung,
Deported despite a court’s decree,
A tale of injustice, you’ll agree,
For a college student, it stung.

There once was a man named Miller
Whose post caused quite a thriller
It showed lack of insight
Into ‘Star Trek’ quite right
Proving he was no true Trekkie filler

There once was a commentator so conservative
Whose misreading was quite superlative
Critics called it dumb
An unfathomable sum
Of Gov. Walz’s peace call, quite imperative