Fed Hikes Rates, Sees More Tightening In Search Of Drop In Inflation

There once was a man named Warsh,
Who became the new bank chief in a flash,
With a unanimous vote,
He took over the boat,
And set sail with a powerful splash.

Tomi Lahren Rages At Macklemore, Says Dropped Acts Are ‘Taking All The Shine Away From Ed Sheeran’

There once was a girl named Tomi,
Who thought morons should have the right to be,
But she’d point out their folly,
And make them feel quite jolly,
In the world of free speech, she’d decree.

Maria Shriver Puts ‘Small-Minded’ Trump On Blast Over ‘Narcissistic’ Kennedy Center Saga

There once was a niece of Kennedy
Who said Trump is as great as can be
He won’t stop until his name
Is forever linked to fame
As a president, we shall see.

Embattled U.S. Postmaster General Has Told Associates He Wants To Quit, Sources Say

There once was a man named Steiner
Who took office, feeling the strainer
Forced out his predecessor
Now he’s feeling lesser
In his job, he’s a deep complainer.

Princess Diana’s Brother Claims King Charles Hissed: ‘We’ll Forget Her Soon Enough!’

There once was a palace of fame,
Buckingham Palace its name,
A rare statement they shared,
In response, they declared,
A limerick to add to the game.

Kamala Harris To Campaign In Michigan With Abdul El-Sayed Next Week

There once was a Veep named Kamala,
In Michigan she’ll campaign with El-Sayed, oh la la!
For Senate they’ll vie,
With a gleam in their eye,
Hoping victory will come their way.

Psychedelic Pop Artist Peter Max Has Died At 88, His Son Says

There once was a man named Max,
Whose designs were never lax,
In the 60s he began,
With colors that ran,
His art was like a flower power climax.

U.S. Acknowledges For The First Time That It Has Deployed Weapons In Space

There once was a Secretary named Meink
Who spoke of space control weapons, not meek
He said the U.S. had them on-orbit
To keep adversaries off their orbit
With such power, their dominance they seek.

Kash Patel And GOP Lawmaker Have Bizarre ‘Bestiality’ Debate

There once was an FBI director
Who tried to explain a new order
The rules for hiring had changed
But his words seemed deranged
His explanation was met with disorder

‘So Perfect!’: Jimmy Kimmel Hits Trump With Epic Reminder Of His Biggest Hypocrisy

There once was a president, aloof,
Who often would nod off in truth,
At public events so grand,
He’d fall asleep on command,
Leaving his critics with proof.

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