A man named De Niro, so moved,
His voice shook as he thanked her, approved,
Her comments were kind,
He thanked her in kind,
His emotions, he clearly had grooved.
There once was a host, so sly,
Who left his show with a sly goodbye.
His old network, no mention,
Avoided with intention,
On “The Late Show,” he said goodbye.
There once was a former president,
Whose feelings he aimed to present,
Through artwork he’d show,
His disdain for Trump’s glow,
In expression quite eloquent.
There once was a man named Carney,
Who told a wild tale quite funny,
Of a gift from the president,
His audience was not hesitant,
To laugh at the tale quite uncanny.
There once was a council member Kris
Whose deadpan delivery brought bliss
With ripples of laughter so loud
In the chamber, a happy crowd
For a name change, it was hard to dismiss.
There once was a president’s reply,
To concerns about AI, oh my!
The MS NOW host
Was deeply engrossed,
But the answer just made her sigh.
A Meta CEO once declared,
“Labs must be cautious and prepared,
For if models go wrong,
And cause harm for too long,
Significant liability ensnared.”
Twenty farms, in a charming twist,
Made corn mazes that can’t be missed,
For a legend so grand,
Who once roamed this land,
A tribute to Dolly, they insist.
There once was a chopper in LA
Crashed down and took lives away
Three souls met their fate
Near a bus crash too late
In Los Angeles the news spread dismay
There once was a rapper named Macklemore
Booked for shows, but his luck hit the floor
Dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour
Left fans feeling sore
Now he’s searching for gigs, looking for more.