There once was a president from Dallas,
Whose claim on social media was careless,
The people did mock,
His words were a crock,
And his reputation was left in a mess.
There once was a man named Doug Burgum
Whose answer to gas prices was humdrum
He dodged the question with skill
Leaving many feeling ill
His response left everyone feeling glum
There once was a plan for rebates
But the money, from where would it take?
Congressional approval they seek
For disbursement, quite unique
Unclear origins, these debates.
There once was a man in the crowd,
Fox News’ Bret Baier said aloud.
He was feeding off the cheers,
In front of his peers,
Creating a moment quite proud.
There once was a woman named Shelisa
Survived a school shooting, no less-a
Called out her mother’s inaction
On a gun control bill distraction
Her courage and voice, truly bless-a
There once was a Democrat named Smith,
Who found a situation with a myth.
He said, “It just did not look good,
You didn’t need to do that,” as he stood,
And caused quite a political pith.
There once were AI developers so bold,
Who thought their tech would soon unfold,
To cause human extinction,
Was their grim prediction,
But many doubted the story they told.
There once was a senator from South Carolina
Whose appearance turned up the volume with charisma
Bound to generate memes
In the political scene
A limerick subject with charisma.
There once was a man named Marc Beckman,
Asked about the president, he had a plan.
His response was quite shrewd,
About the aide so well-viewed,
In the end, he revealed all he can.
A missing letter sparked mockery online
Poor spelling errors were easy to find
But the culprit was sly
With a twinkle in their eye
Leaving readers in a state of resigned.