There once were some attacks at sea,
Shipping routes disrupted, oh me!
The Middle East’s in fear,
For the supply’s not near,
Oh, what a catastrophe spree!
There once was a president from the west,
Who tried to get the crowd to do their best,
But he kept getting sidetracked,
And his speech became whacked,
For his words were a confusing mess.
There once was a company’s report
On AI’s safety, it did purport
Employees spoke out
With worries, no doubt
Of misuses and risks to exhort.
There once was a man named Joe,
Investigations he used to know,
But he’s no longer in charge,
Of a case that was large,
Now his role is for others to show.
There once was a president’s vow
To pay out the funds somehow
But skeptics recall
His promises all
That never came true, and they scowl.
There once was a tech titan so sleek,
In a film that made viewers critique.
Premiered at Venice fest,
It put him to the test,
Leaving his reputation quite weak.
There once was a man named God
Who said with a voice so odd
“What?!?”
It caused quite a kerfuffle
All the angels began to nod
There once was a critic so bold,
Who on social media was told,
“I laughed out loud,
When that news was avowed!”
In limerick form, the story was polled.
There once was a president sly,
Whose lies were seen by the eye.
The audience could tell,
He wasn’t doing well,
As his deceit caused a big outcry.
There once was a VP so bold,
With attacks that were quite uncontrolled,
But the public saw through
This projection askew,
And his strategy quickly grew old.