There once was a host named MS NOW
Who criticized the president’s show
Self-worshipping convention
Was her sharp contention
A sign of where he stands, this we know
There once was a bug from Down Under,
Its colors were just like thunder,
Named after a singer,
Hair blond, lips that linger,
UC Riverside will always wonder.
There once was an organizer who
Said Chavez had made her feel blue
She sued the nonprofits
Tied to him, took some shots
For justice, her fight did ensue.
There once was a man from Ohio,
With grandkids living in woe,
Filthy conditions were found,
His trial was unbound,
Incompetent, he could not go.
There once were some Girls Scouts who found,
That dogs in the pound were quite sound.
They gave them some care,
And love they did share,
As man’s best friend they were crowned.
A data analyst from CNN
Found a poll that made quite a yen
For a democrat socialist’s win
Over Trump, his support grew thin
In elections, the socialists may ken
There once was a man named Fred Trump
Who felt he needed to jump
To speak out with might
When his uncle’s slight
Revived a ground zero lump
There once was a tragic lawsuit,
Blaming airline for causing a dispute,
The death of Yoel Rodriguez Naranjo,
Due to multiple failures, you know,
Pilots, lessors, all under pursuit.
There once was a lawyer named Clancy
Defending a client so fancy
He said with a shrug
“I’m open to a plug”
For a plea deal, he’d dance a quick jancy.
There once was an economist famed
Who predicted the issue unclaimed
Even if Trump makes peace
With Iran, it won’t cease
For Americans, the problem remained.