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There once was a Premier named Eby
Who unveiled a sign in a cheeky display
In response to a trade war
From Trump, he did score
British Columbia had the final say

There once was a man named Trump
Who seemed to forget with a jump
But memories fade
Except for his trade
Of grabbing attention with a thump.

There once was a chair so outspoken,
Decried Trump’s monuments unbroken,
Without permissions they stand,
Said the chair, it’s not grand,
A legacy soon to be unspoken.

Only 34% trust election results,
Certifications causing some jolts,
The government’s word,
Not as often heard,
Down from 40%, the trust results.

There once was a councilwoman bold,
Who called out a farce, truth be told.
She urged New Yorkers to see,
Through the deceit and the spree,
Her message was clear, strong, and cold.

There once was a sinkhole so grand,
Malibu officials tried to take a stand,
Claimed it posed a big threat,
To safety, we can’t forget,
Emergency response they had planned.

There once were brothers named Tate
Their views caused much debate
Promoting wealth and male control
Their words often took a toll
In the spotlight, they did not abate

There once was a man named Rick,
Whose event in Dallas was slick,
He said it’s about one thing,
No bells or whistles to bring,
Just focus on that one quick pick.

There once was a “Daily Show” host
Who found something truly unreal to boast
In the president’s trolling,
He found it unfolding,
A story that he simply loved most.

There once was a host named Jimmy,
Whose spoof commercials were quite witty,
On the “Tonight Show” stage,
He’d entertain and engage,
With humor that’s always so nifty.