There once was a man who found shocking,
His discovery left him with mocking,
He gasped and he stared,
His eyes wide and scared,
At the sight that had him truly rocking.
A show won an Emmy, hooray!
For an episode that caused quite a stir one day
They turned the president
Into a joke, quite insolent
An award for their risky display!
There once was a man who did insist
That reaching his goal would be bliss
He worked day and night
And never lost sight
“I knew it would be hard to get to this.”
There once was a woman named Stella
Whose family faced pressure and fella
She revealed their plight
Causing quite a fright
From strangers who were less than stellar.
The Trump administration’s plight,
To the Supreme Court takes flight,
New ballot rules were barred,
In the midterms, they’re scarred,
Hoping for a legal fight.
There once was a man named Joe Concha,
Who called out the former majority leader, a loner.
Months passed by,
With no sign of the guy,
In the chamber his absence did grower.
There once was a billionaire bold,
Who from town frequently strolled,
On occasions galore,
He skipped out the door,
Leaving many a story untold.
A cargo plane crashed off the runway,
Injuring at least five, they say.
Colliding with cars,
It burst into stars,
Officials watched in dismay.
There once was a host from Fox News
Who got brain worms, now he’s confused
Believes MAGA nonsense with might
Oliver Darcy’s insight
Shows truth, as the host’s views bemuse
A Democratic strategist proposed,
“I’ll make you a deal,” he disclosed.
With a wink and a smile,
He’d go the extra mile,
To ensure his plan was composed.