There once was a publisher named Max,
Fired by Pentagon, who caused quite a spat.
With editor Erik and Lara, too,
The newspaper crew bid adieu.
Funding ties led to the axe’s sharp whacks.
There once was a man named Hansen,
Whose worries about A24’s plan,
For a film with Pattinson,
Had him feeling quite glum,
His concerns about the role began.
There once was a prez MAGA-backed,
Who used funds for his own selfish act,
Republicans now fear,
He’s making it clear,
That he cares more for himself, that’s a fact.
There once was a tanker near Kharg,
Attacked by the U.S., Iran’s charge.
In the Persian Gulf’s flow,
Tensions started to grow,
An incident both countries large.
The Supreme Court gave its decree
Trump’s ballroom could finally be
Now with boldness and pride
They’ll start Trump’s arch wide
No need for approval, you see
There once was a trial quite sad,
Postpartum psychosis they had,
Her legal team did claim,
She wasn’t to blame,
For the children she tragically had.
There’s no one that gets under my skin,
Said Hunter, with a weary old grin.
But he carries on strong,
Facing critics headlong,
In life’s battles, he’s sure to win.
There once was a man named Jim Thornton
Who stumbled upon a chatroom one morn
His lawyer claimed he was misdirected
But the judge, quite unaffected
Said, “Ignorance of the law, you can’t adorn.”
There once was a reporter named Ben,
Who delved into Trump’s construction again,
In New York Magazine he wrote,
About projects that caused a big uproar,
His deep dive exposed Trump’s construction bane.
There once was a Senator in court,
For a scandal that came to report.
She’s being sued as a homewrecker,
Over love with a protector.
Now her actions will be the resort.